Aviation Pickup Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Here are some pick-up lines heard in an airplane. Some funny, some smooth, all to be tried at your own risk.


– Pax: Do you have any blankets?

– CC: I’m sorry, we don’t

– Pax: I guess you’re just gonna have to cuddle me.

– CC: Excuse me sir, can you pull your mask up?

– Pax: Then how will we kiss?

– Do you have a bandaid? Cuz I scraped my nee when I fell for you

– On a scale from 1 to 10 you’re a 9. And I’m the 1 you need.

– Are you vaccinated? Because if not, you should be. You’re too pretty to die!!

– Are you busy? I’m looking for a new wife

– Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

– CC: Meat or fish?

– Pax: Are you on the menu?

– Who needs the reading lights when you light up my life

– I’m gonna need an oxygen mask because you just took my breath away

– Hey, you’re pretty fly

– Hot Towel? Nevermind. You’re hot enough.

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